Grunt's Point of View by Joe Everyman
The following is part one of The Ranger newspaper's list of Best Military Movies, written by Joe Everyman, our columnist who remains incognito. He is a soldier serving on Fort Lewis.
American soldiers are huge pop culture junkies. We spend many hours watching Hollywood movies, and some times, they get us right. Here is the first installment of my personal 10 best military themed movies of all time. Now keep in mind, I come from a younger generation and may have left many of the classics out. These movies are not necessarily war movies either. Some are comedies that are light hearted spoofs. However, all are entertaining and generally portray the military in a favorable light.
Additionally, I would like to mention Band of Brothers. This is not on my list because it is a cable television mini-series and not a Hollywood feature film.
10. Major Payne - This is the story of Major Benson Winifred Payne, a Marine Corp Force Reconnaissance officer who has killed his way out of a job. He has killed every last enemy of the United States and now has to adjust to civilian life. He ends up taking a job as a JROTC instructor and hi-jinx ensue. While this movie has the stereotypical ex-warrior having a difficult time adjusting to civilian life, it is done with a sense of absurd, though not disrespectful humor, and it is downright funny. Payne also displays a keen interest in his charges and gives each one of them something that they were lacking before he took charge of their lives. Good leaders tend to do that.
Memorable line: "What we have here is a failure to communicate."
9. Hamburger Hill - This story is about the 3d Battalion, 187th Infantry Regiment’s assault on a well-fortified position on the Ap Bia Mountain near the Laotian border during the Vietnam War. This movie has several very good actors, including Dylan McDermott, Steven Weber, Courtney B. Vance, and Don Cheadle. What makes this movie special is the focus that it puts on the brotherhood of the men that made up the unit. While this movie did not receive the fanfare due to its release shortly after that of Platoon, it gives a much more accurate portrayal of the lives and hardships that the soldiers faced, both in theater and at home.
Memorable line: Pass the F@#*&g mashed potatoes.

8. The Green Berets - What list of military movies would be complete without the Duke. To many of the Vietnam War critics this movie is nothing more than a propaganda piece used to glorify the effort in Vietnam. What they don’t talk about is how the movie portrays the American soldier. The men in the film are loyal, trustworthy, compassionate, and brave. Critics also miss the fact that many Vietnamese were dedicated to fighting communism as well, and they ignore the compassion that SGT Peterson showed in adopting the orphan. They also ignore the plight of the local villagers, who were often caught between a rock and a hard place. This film captures all of that and then some.
Memorable line: "Out here due process comes with a bullet."
7. SGT Bilko - This is the movie version of the famous 1950’s character that was created by the legendary Phil Silvers. This is another light hearted spoof of military life. SGT Bilko is a schemer and con artist always trying to make a fast buck. What makes this movie so entertaining is its contrived absurdity. It allows us to laugh at ourselves and not take ourselves too seriously.
Memorable line: "Make the bad man stop."
6. Full Metal Jacket - This is a classic film that is set in two pieces. One piece is set in Marine Corps boot camp and the other is set in combat in Vietnam. This movie brings some serious heat, due in large part to the inspired performance of R. Lee Ermey (himself a real life Marine Corp DI and combat veteran). This movie deals with the bonds that combat warriors build as well. More importantly though, this movie deals with the dark absurdities of combat and the black humor that we develop to deal with being “in the shit.”
Memorable line: "SGT Joker, “How can you shoot women and children?” Door Gunner, “Easy, you don’t lead ‘em as much”.
To be continued next week...
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